Dressing for Monaco

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Location: Nice, France

We met a nice woman in Nice. She was from Australia, and had been traveling around for a year. We had been traveling for two weeks. A year seemed almost inconceivable.

She showed us her backpack. It was about half the size of Jacob's. She explained that it was incredibly easy to travel as a woman if the weather was warm. Dresses could be rolled up, and many types of women's shoes are essentially flat. She had fit eight dresses and four pairs of shoes in her bag with a ton of space left over.

She said the French Riviera was great to travel around. You could just walk around Cannes, for example, and rich people would invite you to parties on their boats.

She raved about the casinos in Monaco. She said you didn't even have to gamble at the casinos, you could just walk in and admire the architecture and interior design.

"Cool, maybe we'll check it out tomorrow," we said.

She looked at us, slowly, up and down and back up again.

"Well... you can't walk in."

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